True life.

On a side note:

Calculus is the incarnation of the aggregated sins of a thousand fallen angels. However, it should be noted that Calculus I is only the sins of about 5 of those fallen angels. The rest totally belongs to Calculus 2.

Falling From The Sky Day Seven- Norma Jean

You have never taken any inspiration in a direction that won’t end up with the death of you.
Do you really think all the saints are just lying… just lying… just lying in their graves?

Where are we supposed to go? I want you to remember this.
Just because I understand, doesn’t mean I really care.

Have you become smarter than your own father?
Are you ready to lead with no lesson?
Your death will bring you all the answers that you’ve been looking for.
How does it feel to kill?

Where are we supposed to go?
I want you to remember this.
Just because I understand, doesn’t really mean I care.

The fruit has been tasted and their blood is on your hands.
You won’t know the truth soon enough my friend.
Did you think that ended it? Do you really think it’s over?
You will have all of the answers soon enough my friend.
You’re standing near the edge.

Falling from the sky, day one. You never learned to fly.
Falling into the ocean, day seven. You never learned to swim.
Sinking to the bottom of the ocean, day twenty. How could you see the bottom?
Sinking to the bottom of the ocean, day one hundred… day one hundred… day one hundred.

Why can‘t you see the bottom? Why can‘t you see the bottom?
Why can‘t you see?
Why can‘t you see the bottom? Why can‘t you see the bottom?
Why can‘t you see? Why can‘t you see?

Why can‘t you see? Why can‘t you see? Why can‘t you see?
Why can‘t you see? Why can‘t you see?

"Every Man Has A Molly" -Say Anything (Thanks Jacob…)

Here I am, laid bare, at the end of my rope. I’ve lost all hope. So Long! 
Molly Connolly just broke up with me over the revealing nature of the songs.
You godd*** kids had best be gracious with the merch money you spend
'cause for you I won’t ever have rough sex with Molly Connolly again.

Here I am, laid down, at the end of my rope, wishing I had not been born.
Now I’ve spewed too much. I can never shut it up. I thought you should be warned
And I implied black sky took the needle to my eye and sucked out all its glow, 
Woah! Molly Connolly ruined my life. I thought the world should know.

I can’t stop thinking about what she did wrong to me.
I can’t figure out just what I did wrong.
I’ll kill myself thinking about the things that you did to me, Molly Connolly. 

Can’t stop thinking about what she did wrong to me.
Just can’t figure out just what I did wrong.
Kill yourself thinking about things that you did to me, Molly Connolly. 
KC!

Can’t stop thinking about…
Just can’t figure her out…
Kill myself thinking about my Molly Connolly.

Can’t stop thinking about (I can’t stop thinking about it)
Just to figure out (I won’t stop thinking about it)
Kill yourself thinking about Molly Connolly.
(I’ll kill myself! I’ll kill myself! I’ll kill myself!)

World’s strangest conspiracy theories 2: Written by Jacob

They began with good intentions-taking pollution down to zero. It took a while, but they had made the world realize that if we didn’t stop our selfish ways the enviroment would be destroyed-a future of peace and greenliving was all but ensured. 

Little did they know that they were just part one of the real plan to save the world. 
The only way to truly stop pollution and restore balance to the earth would be to knock humans down a peg; send us back a few hundred years of technological advances and wipe out over half of the earths population.

It began in California, Captain Planet destroying most of the west coast and major cities. The Planateers were to be spared, but knew they couldn’t just stand by as their fellow man was being massacred by the god-like Captain Planet. First they went to Gaia, only to find that she had been the first dead. 

Captain Planet was behind it all-he had gone Skynet.

By the time the Planeteers found Captain Planet his destruction had reached the Hoover Dam. It was to be both his, and the Planeteers, last stand.

Captain Planet flew there, smiling, warning the planeteers to turn back. They had no chance, as long as he walked the earth they could not use their rings. They were powerless. 
But as the Captain used to say, the power was theirs. 
Before they arrived at the Hoover dam they paid visits to all of their old nemeses. Each one eager to help the teenage brats turn on their ecologically minded, green haired hero.

The Planeteers had to use the power of pollution to stop Captain Planet from destroying the world they had been trying to save.

The first to die was Wheeler, the strongest but hotheaded of the two, who was roasted alive. Then Kwame, who was buried alive. Linka was torn apart by a mini-tornado. Last to perish was Gi, with her legs broken and dropped into Lake Mead. Their efforts were not in vain, as Ma-Ti and his faithful companion Suchi brought Captain Planet down.

Ma-Ti is still on the run because Captain Planet cannot be killed - the planeteer’s rings still work to this day. And there are those who seek to summon him back; they beleive that his solution is the only hope for the world. And maybe it is, but they need the rings first.

Ma-Ti has hidden them around the globe, and only he knows where they are. Our survival depends entirely on his survival, and his survival depends entirely on how much heart he really has.

Idea by Jacob and me.  But Written by Jacob.  

"walking balanced on the I beams

distantly hearing those train screams

playing games seem never stranger

paying no mind to the danger”

Tales of the Runaways

"Legends are made in shallow graves"

-Maylene and the Sons of Disaster

World’s strangest conspiracy theories 1:

Some great big secret organization, such as the CIA or something, committed to hunting and destroying the unnatural putting silver in tampons to kill female werewolves.  Its so legit it might work.  Heck it might already be happening!

Kinda want to run some tests now…

As pointed out, they could do the same with vampires… holy wafer tampons, or maybe garlic… but I think they would smell that…

HOLY TAMPONS!!  Has a nice ring to it.

Written by: Jacob and Me.

Quote of the day:

Jacob: “My weekend has a death count”